The Unexpected Ibiza Hotel

If Playa d’en Bossa is the island’s epicentre of hedonism, hot new luxury Ibiza resort, The Unexpected Ibiza Hotel, takes it to a whole new level. Here, misbehaving is not only welcomed, it’s positively encouraged. Rip up your to-do list, throw it to the Ibiza breeze like confetti from a cannon and get started on your to-don’t list, because anything goes… just as long as you have fun like everyone’s watching.

From the moment you check in at The Unexpected Ibiza Hotel, it’s clear that this is no ordinary holiday destination. Decadent textures, opulent extras and eye-opening attention to detail like an unforgettable vermillion pool, dancers who scale the Ibiza luxury resort’s façade like it’s the most natural thing in the world and a tarot reader in the lobby offering a glimpse at your future or maybe just a hint of the Ibiza exploits to come. And that’s all before you’ve even entered the realm of your dreams – with 180 incredulous rooms and suites to choose from, the luxury Ibiza resort delivers beyond the wildest of them all.

Super private and ultra-exclusive, every space is equipped with blackout curtains naturally – after all, why should the sun get to declare that it’s morning? Stylish and sensual bathrooms, luxe mod cons everywhere you look, the plushest, plumpest pillows and mattresses and decadence for days define the style at The Unexpected Ibiza Hotel; you do the rest. Clever suite names help you choose the vibe that suits your holiday mood – for example, the Anything Can Happen Suite delivers just what the name suggests. While every suite at the Ibiza luxury resort includes complimentary access to Ushuaïa Ibiza each night, from this vantage point you can choose from sea or stage views from your private hot tub as well as some serious ‘everyone back to mine’ post-party vibes.

Meanwhile, exhibitionists will love the Don’t Be Shy Room, where frontline stage vistas place you right in the heart of the action at the luxury Ibiza resort. Trendsetters can stretch out on the cherry red circular bed in the Fashion Victim Room, soaking up the chic décor before heading out to indulge in high spirits, while the ultimate party pad at The Unexpected Ibiza Hotel is the I’m On Top Of The World Suite – packed with everything you never knew you needed, like a private meeting room, dressing room, a hot tub on the terrace and in the bedroom, two bathrooms, a living room and even a DJM 2000 mixing desk to keep the mood going long after the sun sets.

If things things inevitably get a little too wild, The Sin Box is waiting for your confessions – no matter how raunchy they may be. The Unexpected Ibiza Hotel isn’t about playing by the rules. It’s about seeing how far you can bend them before breakfast, and then some. Speaking of which, the luxury Ibiza resort’s culinary offerings start each day with the Unexpected Breakfast and then let your gastronomic whims lead you around the venue until you find the dining destination that’s just right for wild feasting. To share or not to share, well, is that a question?

Antïdote: Recharge Station dishes up fresh, healthy bites at the Ibiza luxury resort by day; savour Mediterranean-Pacific flavours with your feet in the sand at The Beach, Unexpected Ibiza; graze on avant-garde sushi, sashimi and fiery Teppanyaki at Minami Japanese Restaurant or indulge slurping up some pure luxury at The Oyster and Caviar Bar. At Up Ibiza Sky Society, the views equal the vibe, while celeb chef Gordon Ramsay’s Hell’s Kitchen brings that extra spark of theatrical fine dining Ibiza has been waiting for.

If you feel the inclination to take the guilt out of any gluttonous pleasures (no pressure, ever), head to The Body Hub, a fully equipped, high-tech gym with dedicated personal trainers who ensure that you’re fully prepped and ready for another day of escapades at this extraordinary luxury Ibiza resort. Book a poolside or in-room massage, flit between the island’s sexiest two pools and the gorgeous beachfront lounge area and leave a trail of mischief in your wake wherever you go. The Unexpected Ibiza Hotel is not for everyone – and that’s entirely the point.