
Ushering in a whole new era of mischief, madness and mayhem on Wednesday April 22, 2026 are the notorious crew from Paradise Lost, Ibiza’s most beloved drinking den of iniquity in the cobbled back streets of the old town. It all starts with a brand-new location, but you won’t need Google Maps to find it – rather, the bar has simply jumped ship (or bars, as the case may be) and moved just two doors down. Instead of turning right at the very same Sa Penya staircase as its previous incarnation, just stomp straight ahead and you’ll be welcomed at the top by Captain Jimmy, Monsieur Martin, BLONDEWEARINGBLACK and their merry cohort of rum-chugging port pirates.
Step inside and you’ll feel right at home – it’s Paradise Lost as you know and love it, in all its comfy, cosy glory. The Chesterfields have taken up residence both upstairs and downstairs, the resident tankards have been rehung with care, Mr Yeah remains steadfastly behind the DJ booth – that’s when special guests Bekka Rawkins and Jeancedric aren’t spinning block-rocking beats at the Opening Party – and there are lots of shaded, surreptitious corners to get lost and lucky! Most importantly of course, there are cocktails galore, expertly mixed, sloshed, shaken, stirred, blended and muddled by the island’s finest – all the better to banter with, my dears. Mark the date in your diaries – you’re going to want to say you were part of the Paradise Lost new era from day one!